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01

Sep

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel)

31

Aug

teaandroyalty:

zaratindall:

Congratulations to Zara on securing her place on the 2016 Rio Olympic team! Hopefully both she and High Kingdom will stay healthy!

YAAAASSSSSS!!

Ask me stuff!

1:
What is your favorite color?
2:
If you could marry one celebrity who would it be?
3:
How tall are you?
4:
Turn ons?
5:
Turn offs?
6:
What color is your room?
7:
Favorite store?
8:
Favorite article of clothing?
9:
What's the story behind your first kiss?
10:
Tell me about your first boyfriend/girlfriend.
11:
What is your lockscreen/wallpaper?
12:
Virgin?
13:
Why did you make this tumblr?
14:
Write a short story about ____.
15:
Favorite song?
16:
Favorite Band?
17:
Hair/eye color?
18:
A distinct memory from summer '09
19:
Favorite joke?
20:
Pick up the book closest to you, open to page ___, and type line ___
21:
Ever gotten drunk?
22:
Ever gotten high?
23:
Do you have any tattoo's?
24:
Do you want any tattoos?
25:
Put your Ipod on shuffle, without skipping any, list the first 5 songs that come up.
26:
Favorite movie?
27:
Favorite place to get kissed?
28:
Favorite thing about a guy/girl's personality?
29:
Turn your head to the left, what is the very first thing you see?
30:
Opinion on arm veins?
31:
Sexiest thing on a guy?
32:
Sexiest thing on a girl?
33:
Favorite feature?
34:
Favorite eye color?
35:
Favorite book?
36:
Favorite TV show?
37:
Favorite musical?
38:
Hobbies?
39:
Best book you have ever read?
40:
Favorite Seinfeld episode?
41:
Favorite school subject?
42:
Favorite gif?
43:
Polka-dots or stripes?
44:
Young Leonardo DiCaprio or Ryan Gosling?
45:
Write a haiku about where you are right now.

rydenarmani:

i can’t fucking stand jennifer lawrence but for the love of god don’t reblog her fucking leaked nudes they obviously weren’t meant to be put out there spreading them around makes you just as bad as whoever leaked them & i will unfollow you im not kidding i don’t care how close we are.

(Source: orangeis)

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man:
Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee:
Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man:
I never filled out an application.
Employee:
Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man:
No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee:
Well, but that doesn't-
Man:
AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee:
But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man:
OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee:
Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man:
Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee:
...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man:
Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee:
That...doesn't make any sense.
Man:
NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man:
Fuck you, slut.
assholedisney:

working on cover letters

assholedisney:

working on cover letters

I will answer injustice with justice.

(Source: karens-gillans)

adrwmiq:

this is my favorite gif ever

adrwmiq:

this is my favorite gif ever

Okay this is a really stupid question but. When you’re in a relationship and you think you’re close to getting engaged are you allowed to be like “I want THIS kind of ring?” Like I’m not gonna lie I really want a sapphire but how many fucking times do I have hint at the guy “SAPPHIRES ARE MY FAVORITE. LOOK AT THESE SAPPHIRES. EVEN KATE MIDDLETON HAS A SAPPHIRE?”